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A special golf ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!”

The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it?”

“It’s a special golf ball,” says the salesman. “You can never lose it!”

“Whattaya mean,” scoffs the golfer, “you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?”

“No problem,” says the salesman. “It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.”

“Well, what if you hit it into the woods?”

“Easy,” says the salesman. “It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed.”

“Okay,” says the golfer, impressed. “But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?”

“No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I’m telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!”

The golfer buys it at once. “Just one question,” he says to the salesman. “Where did you get it?”

“I found it!”

Maybe someday someone will invent a golf ball that can never be lost, but until then we will all have to deal with losing things — golf balls, car keys, glasses, etc. We also have to deal with a lost humanity. I find it interesting that the one term Jesus used most often to describe those who are outside of Christ is the word “lost”.

In Luke 15, Jesus elaborated on this idea by telling three parables — the parable of the lost sheep, the parable of the lost coin, and the parable of the lost (prodigal) son. The point has often been made that those three parables demonstrate three different ways of being lost — through unintentional wandering (the sheep), through the negligence of someone else (the coin), or through willful disobedience (the son).

However, the point of those three parables is not so much about our lostness as they are about the fact that our God is willing to search for us and bring us back into a relationship with Him. If we will truly see the world around us as “lost”, it will change our perspective as well. Think about the last time you knew of a child that was missing. When a child is lost, we don’t ask what race the child is. It doesn’t matter — the child is lost! We don’t ask the child’s economic status. It doesn’t matter — the child is lost! We don’t ask what the child may or may not have done wrong. It doesn’t matter — the child is lost! All that matters is that we find that child and bring him/her home safely.

Seeing a world around us as “lost” will change the way we see them. The scribes and Pharisees looked at the tax collectors and sinners and saw terrible, ugly people. Jesus saw people who were lost. All that mattered to him was that he bring them home safely.

“For the Son of man has come to seek and to save that which was lost.” (Luke 19:10)

Father, thank you for diligently searching for me and for bringing me home to you. Fill me with your love so that I may care enough to seek out those around me who are lost. In Jesus’ name, amen.

Alan Smith

THINK ABOUT ONE THING

If you are a golfer, you’ll appreciate these humorous observations about the game of golf:

*  The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.

*  Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.

*  No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

*  Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.

*  The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

*  There are two kinds of bounces; unfair bounces and bounces just the way you meant to play it.

*  You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two-inch branch 90% of the time.

*  Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.

*  Hazards attract, fairways repel.

*  A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.

*  If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker.

*  Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.

It’s the last one that I can best relate to.  I may well be the worst golfer in the world.  I’ve had a few people argue with me about that, but after they’ve played a round with me, they stop arguing.  My problem with golf is that I have to think about everything.  Hold the club just right, hold the elbow right, don’t hit my head on the backswing, keep my eyes on the ball, keep my head down and the knees bent.  And watch out for the tree; there’s always a tree to worry about!  You can’t think about all that and then hit a golf ball!

Living the Christian life can sometimes feel the same way – Don’t do this!  Don’t do that!  Don’t go there!  And make sure you do this!  It can be overwhelming at times.  Sometimes I think we make Christianity more difficult than it needs to be.  Paul wrote:

“Therefore, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.” (I Corinthians 10:31)

What if we lived our lives asking one question and one question only, “Am I living my life in a way that brings glory to God?”  Do people see that I’m treating my wife and my children in a way that brings honor to God?  Am I working at my job in a way that causes the name of God to be glorified?  Can the cashier at the grocery store or the teacher in my classroom honor my God because of the way I behave while I am around them?

Three hundred thoughts can be overwhelming.  Try living today with just one thought – “Am I living in a way that brings glory to God?”

Have a great day!

Alan Smith